my republican romance

Someone's gonna get their heart broken real soon.

evil goblin king putin

One would have thought a dash of Bowie's dark side would do wonders for you Vladimir, but alas, this image is more Van Halen than Labyrinthian. Come to think of it, it was awful on the Thin White Duke as well. We'll explore something a little more transylvannian next time.

peter skellington garrett

Jack Skellington has a very similar physique to you Peter, and successfully pulls off goth and pinstripe in this tidy little number.
Keep it real my friend, and Christmas won't have to be a nightmare.

kevin 'rebel yell' rudd

former prime minsters paul "marilyn" keating , bob "lugosi" hawke and gough 'hitchcock' whitlam presents...

international poligoths - tony blair & condoleezza rice

peter 'badseed' costello & john 'grandpa' howard- prime minister of australia

peter "lurch" garrett - ex- midnight oil frontman now federal labor member

Liberal Foreign Minister Alexander Downer

Alexander, you just scream goth camp to me! There is something so naughty and repressed about you...it cant help but manifest in the kinkiest ways.

Go on, touch me baby. You know you want to.