the very seductive baracK obama

evil goblin king putin

One would have thought a dash of Bowie's dark side would do wonders for you Vladimir, but alas, this image is more Van Halen than Labyrinthian. Come to think of it, it was awful on the Thin White Duke as well. We'll explore something a little more transylvannian next time.

countess helen 'ingrid' coonan

You're a beautiful and intelligent woman Helen, and this vampish look only enhances your natural assets. Little wonder (media) barons from near and far delight in your communications.

peter skellington garrett

Jack Skellington has a very similar physique to you Peter, and successfully pulls off goth and pinstripe in this tidy little number.
Keep it real my friend, and Christmas won't have to be a nightmare.

kevin 'rebel yell' rudd

saddam 'gomez' hussein

Even dictators need to get snazzy every now and then. Infinately better than that scruffy beard, Sads old chap.

queensland premiers peter beattie & anna bligh

Lord Peter Beattie and Lady Anna Bligh...

george lestat bush & bill clinton

north korea's kim 'dr evil' jong-il

peter 'interview with a vampire' costello & amanda "mistress of the dark" vanstone

Grrr..Amanda..you go goth girl!

poligoths - more than an image..its a way of life.

While politicians exhibit many of the traits associated with the gothic; vampirish capacity to drain the lifeblood out of the living, nefarious schemes; dark deeds and desires, mysterious plans and extravagent lifestyles virtually all of them lack the associated charm or charisma which makes this emminently palatable.

POLIGOTHS is an attempt to redress this imbalance, not only putting some style back into these bland characters, but at the same time saving the people much time and money.

No longer is there need to wait till election time to rid oneselves of roguish undead...simply bring out the garlic, the crucifixes, and an old wooden stake. Fiendishly simple. Muwahahahahah!!!!

(Poligoth concept by tanja stark. 2005)

former prime minsters paul "marilyn" keating , bob "lugosi" hawke and gough 'hitchcock' whitlam presents...

international poligoths - tony blair & condoleezza rice

peter 'badseed' costello & john 'grandpa' howard- prime minister of australia

peter "lurch" garrett - ex- midnight oil frontman now federal labor member

tony scissorhands abbott - goth fetish

Liberal Foreign Minister Alexander Downer

Alexander, you just scream goth camp to me! There is something so naughty and repressed about you...it cant help but manifest in the kinkiest ways.

Go on, touch me baby. You know you want to.

bob 'herman munster' brown - australian greens leader

Just like Herman Munster, Bob, you're green, lanky, lovable.. and a little stiff. (The double entendre is completely unintentional).